Japanese and the reasons I speak English

Wolf writing this ALONE and that is why I am depressed.

 I am stuck in my own personal version of purgatory in japanese, away from Rayne and doing a TEST! urgh!

So here I am thinking that this isn't so hard as Mr Brown has left the hirigana chart on the wall uncovered so all I have to do is guess the chon chons. Truth be told the chon chons mean nothing all I know is that their name sounds funny :). So in my moments of staring around the room as if I have been forced to memorise it I glance at Rayne, who glances and me before making frantic eye and hand gestures towards her test paper to see if I know the answers. I obviously don't. I mean does she really think me of all people would have any answers to a Japanese test? Estimado senore! I simply shrug and point to the chart on the wall. Rayne is relived until she realises, like me, she has no idea what a little tsu does. I glance around the room again as if the answers to the test will magically appear if I stare at the door one more time. I quit staring at the door because I realise it is time to move on when you envision yourself running from the room screaming as you go. Next to the door is a Spike the echidna where Rayne and I last stuck it to the wall. I stare it transfixed, it seems light a shining symbol of hope in a world full of confusing little tsu's. Rayne and I frantically make random hand and eye gestures at each other in hope of finding the answers to the test (which are as hard tofind as something half decent in Dinosaurs wardrobe). Mr Brown looks up "Sorry guys you can relax, I read the lesson instructions wrong. There is no test" Rayne and I look at each other "GGGrrrrr"