Sunday, December 13, 2009

Blog

I am now being forced to post a blog to say that nobody ever blogs here anymore. And yes that does mean you Rayne. We definately need more "Cool people" To post on this site or at least be more diligent with writing here. Because i'm getting tired of going onto Loserville and seeing nothing. And there better be more posts here soon unless you want me to start writing scripts for dodgy sitcoms, and nobody wants that, least of all me. Though it might be quite amusing... No, no it wouldn't.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Declan and Rayne say helllo :)

helllllllllllllllo:)

if you read the previous smiley backwards it gives you a shocked face :O
lololololol
so what did you all get up to last weeeekend??? hooooning the place up im guessing? no no no, off course not, we are all to prim and proper aren't we all? oui oui oui. (Declan- Yeah...totally...) wellll sparks fire, myself and wollllf babe went out on friday night for a lovely girls night :D hahahahah. Declan didnt come. now, i know what your all thinking, "why would this declan charicter be coming if he is a male, to a so called 'girls night'" wellllllll here is the lovely story of how declan became equal to both the male and famale gender.




*sitting in the bus on the way to Art galllery in canberra.*
Wolf- bolah blah blah
*talking about anime* *rayne looks at declan*
Rayne- Do asians have genders?
:O :O :O
Wolf- WHAT!?!?!?!
Rayne- I MEANT ANIME'S!I MEANT ANIME'S!I MEANT ANIME'S!I MEANT ANIME'S!I MEANT ANIME'S! OHHH SHIT!
wolf- yes rayne asians have genders.
Declan- shall i prove it?


.....so since then it has been decided that declan is without a gender. poor bloke\lass. anyhow....I AM NOT RACIST! IT WAS A MISTAKE! ASIANS AND ANIMES, YOU GET THE MISTAKE RIGHT?
....oh lordy....
SO yes friday night we went to hillarys and had fun flirting with the waiter and staring at his damn fine arse....ahuh....mhhmmmmm....DAMN getting distracted again....


il send you the rest of the story later. hitler ( MRS\MR booth wants me off >:|)

Rayne xoxoxoxoxoxo

and Declan...the one with no apparent gender.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

tireddd

Bex <3 : says:
heyyyy
ash. says:
hey miss
how r u?
Bex <3 : says:
tired.
very very tired.
yourself?
ash. says:
awake
lol
making a model
for uni
Bex <3 : says:
haha i had the worst nights sleep last night. i dont even think it qualiflys as sleep..haha.
what kinda model?
??
..
ash. says:
perspex
hard to explain
Bex <3 : says:
seems it...
Bex <3 says:
awyeah
wanna hear something sorta amusing?
ash. says:
yup
Bex <3 : says:
alrrright=]
i was heaps dehydrated yesterday since i had been at the beach sunbathing for like 7 or so hours.
and the whole night. every time i shut my eyes.
the image of a pump bottle would appear.
hahaha
ash. says:
haha LOL
Bex <3 : says:
sooo y
*** ashhh
ash. says:
how did 'ash' turn into 'sooooo y'?
Bex <3 says:
i told you i was tired.
ash.:
wow..
Bex <3:
zzzzzz....


tooo freaking tired!...i love josh...
xoxox

Thursday, October 8, 2009

crampppppppp -_-

i have cramp.its like my insides are being punched again and again and i have these hands inside me trying to punch their way out..ouch.ouch.ouch.ouch. panadol, my dear people does not work as fast as it would claim to do so on its wrapper or on its television ads, or for that matter, at all. anyhow. holidays( also a name of a smoking chain thingy that we sell at work...) anyhow yeah holidays! wooooow! party!...er no.....not much to do about nothing. there is nothing to do in this godforsaken country, never mind this region. espbloodyspeacial this fucking part of Perth. North of the river...what do people actually do north of the river some may ask? nothing. nil. nilch. nuppp. not one thing. i have friends who have lives. they live SOUTH of the river. so what does that mean?shall we all pack up our iglu's and move south? where the south wind blows?...-_-wind sucks....

i havent done much these holidays. basicly. worked. saw tttsnb a few times more than usual. saw wolf. worked. went to the beach. slept. and watch every single skins episode made. so basicly, narrowing it all down. the three main things done in my holidays as others study for exams and go down south (where all the fun is...well maybe not with the people she went with....ONLY 10 DAYS TILL THE END OF THE HOLLIDAY GIRLS!) i have been eating,sleeping and watching skins. again. and again....and again.

oh i went to the royal show with tttsnb, leigh, jayne, jethro aand jack...it was fun. leigh spend a ridiculous amount of money winning a masssive dog that we sat on, on the way home. no one except himself and i would go on the rides -_- anyhow, tttsnb wanted ribs. i wouldnt let him have any cause they looked messy. hahah he also won me a soft chicken! :) i loved it :) its epic...cause...its a chicken! well...not a real one, but my daddy wont let us keep chickens. only bitches. like my mother. or my sister..or myself....anyhow....hahah we walked around for ages just looking at stuff and eating all the freee samples and buying show bags and....teaching me how to play bullshit at lunch:P anyhow it was really fun:)

i think iv even started talking in a monotone.
"yes mother"
"no mother i dont think it is lazy to lie in bed till 2 in the afternoon"
"no i dont want to get up and walk the dog"
"yes this tv show does have alot of swearing in it, no i will not turn it off"
" how could i have made that mess when you just said iv been in bed all day? why must you contradict yourself mother?"
" can you make me a sandwich?"
"thanks. can you toast it?"
"what do you mean why dont i get up and help? last time i tried i nearly 'accidently' stabbed you"
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^those are prime examples of the kind of communication i am having nowadays.

oh i went driving with jim and josh. they dropped me off at like...idk 11? and it took me the whole of the next day to recover from all the energy i had used. totally get how people become lazy fat ugly slobs now. im already fat and ugly, so all i need to do is work on my lazyinesssss.which isnt going to be helped by my job interview tomorrow -_- yes. i have a job already. but when you still owe your parents $230, you have birthdays coming up, and chirstmas, when lincraft calls you up offering you an interview, you accept.

anyhow.
hope you all are well.
and studying and not becoming what i am.
Rayne
xxx

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Shadow soul demons.

So anyway Rayne and I were thinking about demons and trying to come up with new ones, and I remembered reading some where that if you trade away your soul to the devil you are shadowless, I.E. you don't cast a shadow. So I thought, what happens to those shadow souls? Easy, they return from hell to become disembodied shadow soul demons! Incidently, the legend up above is also the reason that it's considered impolite to stand on someones shadow as it is thought to contain the very esscence of their soul.


Anyway, this is what I interperate them as looking like;

Thursday, September 24, 2009

This is a blog

Well I never did claim to have any origionality... So who wants to hear about my mundane life?
I'm assuming that there is a raise of hands out there and i'm also assuming that even though you know that this is probably going to be mundane you're going to continue reading it any way. Blogs are funny like that, even when you know that it is only composed of the garbled thoughts of ones mind and will have no importance whatsoever you keep reading it anyway. Only realising at the end that it was a load of rubbish when you had fair warning at the start.
So... anyway, the 'family' is watching get away or Better homes and gardens, I got told off for calling the show "Better Homes than ours". My mother also told me off for singing that guys song 'I walk with God'. I replaced the lyrics though so it was "I walk with dog cause i'm dislexic". Parents... I shall never understand them. School holidays now! Ahh that's one advantage of private schooling. Keep in mind that there is only one of them. I have a feeling that Sparks is going to give me one of those blank looks that she is oh so good at producing when I have voiced what is going on in that messed up place called my mind. Technically though I haven't voiced this out loud, I have typed it. I'm pretty sure Rayne likes my imagination, incidently here's a new quote for you Rayne;

"Reality, the poor mans imagination"

From yours truely, hope you like. Maybe I should be concerned though as Rayne thinks that my idea of shadow soul demons is a good concept.
And now I shall leave you all with some words of wisdom
"When gingerbread man hell is full, the gingerbread zombies shall wander the earth seeking revenge".





Now please comment, cause i'm feeling a tad lonely :)

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

tsk tsk

its RAYNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE XD
im in ILT atm and completed my WMM tast already so im rather bored.,....tttsnb isnt at school today ***ahhhhem, lazy bugger*** so yeah.....im reallly extreemly bored.
im dragging tttsnb to the royal show XD though cobb, bilby and wolf have ALL bailed. thanks guyyyys :P
anyhow.
i love you all.
wait. bella is in this class and keeps on sending me these evil looks and sneering at me. wellll, SHUT UP SHINNNNY FOREHEAD GIRL :) i feel much better now. im looking forward to the hollidays. tres bored though. i made a youtube video....
Rayne
xoxoxo