malayyysia

Konichiwa from god knows how high in the sky,
I cant sleepL so I have decided to come on my laptop and write a blog on Microsoft word to copy onto blogger when I finally get my internet back.Now those of you who weren’t there last night to say goodbye or didn’t see me at school are probably thinking what the fuck is this chick on right? Haha so for you idiots who haven’t caught the drift by now, I AM ON A TRASPORTATION DEVICE CALLED A PLANE. Had to type that in capitals to remind myself of that. Have you ever noticed how revolting the toilets on a plane are? I have been on like 200 since I was born and everytime it ceases to amaze me how horrid they are. I just went to check my hair cause I was heaps bored and had listened to two clash albums 4 times already. Oh I forgot to tell you. I am on a plane for a reason funnily enough. Im on my way to Malaysia, and for those of you yet again left in the dark, I LIVED THERE FOR 3 AND A HALF YEARS. Yet again with the capitals…..so yep and we are staying In KL for a night and im getting my nails sorted again thank god XD and then going SHOE shopping ^_^ suck on that sparks :P and after this one night in KL we go on our 13HOUR(WTF!) flight straight to GLASGOW. Why do my home countrys have to be so far away? Tisn’t fair! Anyhow yes…we are staying in Scotland for nearly a month. God I miss Josh already and its only been like 12 hours since I last saw him….anyhow. Lets talk about last night J


I went and got my hair cut straight after school and cause we were going to the movies after I had to get ready at school now this normally wouldn’t be anything out of the ordinary but when you are going to the movies dressed as a skanky fairy sometimes you get weird looks from the people you are running past in whitfords cause your late for your hair appointment. Anyhow I arrived and this is the conversation I had with my favorite hairdresser mark J
Mark- what you got planned for tonight Rayne?
Rayne- Im going to the movies with people and such……dressed as fairies.
Mark-haha yes I noticed the outfit. When is the movie?
Rayne-5o’clock…….
Mark- RAYNE IT IS 3:50,HOW CAN I DO A COLOUR CUT AND DRY IN AN HOUR ?
Rayne- I don’t mind being late…sorry….
Mark- its okay. Il get you out of here soon as possible.
Rayne- taJ
And after that I had two people putting dye in my hair to do it faster. Then I had it washed out and 3 people blow dried it dry. Then they all straightened it. The mark cut it.
Now for you dumb people (yet again! I am getting sick of having to explain this for the people too slow to keep up! Can you imagine if I was saying this aloud? These people would be like “I CANT UNDERSTAND HER ! SHE IS SCOTTISH AND SPEAKING FAST ! well too bad people, my friends will tell you, you have to learn to keep up or your left a trillion years behind without half the information you need.)anyhow as I was saying :s what was I saying? Oh yes the three people thingy(no im not talking about a threesome you sick minded people out there) well normally it only takes one person to do each job. I was outta the hairdressers in under an hour and twenty minutes XD

So after my exciting trip to the hairdressers. TTSND and myself walked to the movies with Sparks and Wolf. Being 30 minutes late by this point… anyhow. And then the movies went like this.
TTTSNB, Sparks,Wolf and myself walk in.
I see that we are sitting in the middle.
I make lauz move down the front with us cause im short sighted and didn’t want to be sitting at the back
I text wolf and sparks to come down and sit with us.
TTTSNB and I move a few rows forward
Lauz and Dana become(BIGGER) perverts.
The movie finishes
We buy Mc Donalds
Then I have the ingenious idea of getting timezone pictures
We get the photos and bump into Jack Stracan, Jake rotham and some other faggots and each girl pukes in their pants at the sight.
I have to leave with wolf.
We get very emotional as we say goodbye and I very unusfully state that it is okay that I am only leaving for one twelfth of a year…..
Feel sad as we drive away.
Got home and pack laptop bag.


Now as you know im on the plane and im listening to bullet for my valentine scream outta my new crappy headphones.( they are faulty and I payed 20 bucks for them!)
And wishing that this flight wasn’t going to take so long. I tried drawing for a bit cause it calms me and makes me feel safe and nice. But it didn’t help. OH SHIT TERBULENCE. All is okay…hahah anyhow my sister very stupidly told me that the more people there are on a plane the least likely of it going down because people have this thing in them that warns them that something is going to go wrong and they cancel their ticket not knowing that it was themselves warning themselves of danger but thinking they have the cold etc. And I laughed and was like oh cool. NOT SO COOL NOW THE FLIGHT IS HALF EMPTY. And I normally love like turbulence and taking off and landing but now im scared that suddenly out plane is just going to explode or something. I love travelling. Like the airports and getting ready to go and doing my lipgloss in the airport toilets before buying cool stuff in duty free. But I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE(you get the picture) the actual flight. I remember the first time we flew first class. That was gooooood. But nup this flight we have to sit on uncomfy chairs that are making my bum hurt. Okay just over 2 hours to go……I will be okay…..thats only 120minutes to face the chance of suddenly blowing apart.

My sister stole the window seat and I was like “meh” until I realized that I wanted to sleep and she didn’t and she was the one with something to rest her head against. Unfair much?

Blahhh my mum was being a cow. I was like aww that’s so sweet my friends have texted me at like 4am telling me they love me and to have funJ and my mum goes “god they need to get a life”WTF MUM YOU CAN HARDLY TALK. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE AGAIN? Bleh and she was like your breaking out all over your forehead. I was like “aren’t you charming”

Im listening to tears don’t fall (one of my top 10 favorite songs) and its reminding me of josh.miss him…and wolf…and sparks…and meg..and dana…and liam…and spence…and bilby…and james….and kai….and jake….and seb…and alotta more people….haha only one twelfth of a year right?...

Must be going. My laptop is running outta power,

“Tiptoe to ur room, A starlight in the gloom, I only dream of you, And you never knew, Sing for absolution, I will be singing”

Rayne
xoxo