Monday, May 11, 2009

history notes...

S:serena
R:Rayne(ME**gasp**)
K:kim
Sp:spencer

NOTE ONE,HISTORY CLASS 11-05-09
K:hey im bored and starting a third note.
R:another one to add the chance of getting caught?hellz yeah :P, could we please fold the notes so they are a little less obvious? and maybe pass them UNDER the desk instead of in the bloody air?:P its looking a little sus that im writting when she knows i dont have my booklet she handed out.....
Sp:take notes then idiot.. and good work kim you rebell. taking risks is what makes it fun :P
K: well was i meant to just sit and listen? i have oher methods of boring myself to death.
R:do any of these include:
  • learning japanese?
  • visiting the headmasters office and watching his chin wabble as he rants on at you?
  • sitting in assembly?
  • going to an all girls school?
  • listening to goat ramble on about protons and nutrons?

Sp: just going home is the best option i think.

R:wth....are you following this conversation at all?

S:follow the convo?

K:i said 'boring myself to sleep' i would have to go with trying to stay attentive in science.

R:moving on.....wow i feel stonned

S:you are stonned

Sp:you are? ohh yeah it twas more obvious this morning though hahaha

R: MOVING ON! alright a drastic topic change is needed :) i vote we all say how far we have gone with people in the past 6 months. spencer first.

Sp:pash.

K:bullshit

S:fuck your dumb....

R:spencer, you dipshit, i gave you hand like 2 months ago....

Sp:baha oh yeah true, okay hand.

***recce brown walks past and reads end of note***

Recce: legggggend :)

***BELL***

Wolf: Serena

Tiger:Rayne(ME :O)

NOTE TWO, HISTORY 11-05-09

**INTRO: serena and myself write our notes to each other in a script mode, as if we are writting a script for a Tv show, our TV show is called 'tedious versions of hell' and we report from different versions of hell(AKA subjects) every day. more tedious versions of hell transcripts to come. though i have misplaced our best one somewhere in my blazer and this is the only one i could find, which so it happens is our worst :P**

R: Howdy:) welcome to TVH. before we start, Tiger has a question for Wolf- have you finished TVH season 4, episode 6's script?

S:i am sorry to report that wolf could not find anything to add, as the script was perfect and her words would only have spoilt it.you are le creative genious:)

R: BAHA this is quite a good example of a boring day in the life of a tedious versions of hell producer/actress/scriptwriter/creater.

S:most deffs

R:yeahp, stupid freaking skirt has fallen down again :(

S: tiger your skirt is hardly visible, have you misplaced it?

R:shut up

S:serious, you and bella.....wow i dont know how you get away with it.

R:cause the boys enjoy the sight

S:tim sure did when it blew up the other day

R:must remember to wear bigger undercrackers to school in future.....

S:BAHA UNDERCRACKERS?

R:fuck off....

S:zzzzz

R: i said fuck off, not sleep....you didnt even give a proper reply or come back, im dissapointed!

S: im just so bored with this class....

R:ditttoo, can you give me a lift home?

S:sure, god this is so boring

R:i know

S:maybe we should start a war to get our minds outta the gutter.

R:its last period of the day, i dont give a flying fuck where my brain decides to go.though a war does sound good. shotgun queen.

S:shotgun general and later princes of our new empire.

R:lol il make HArry and Dougie outta mcfly royal:P and make ACDC compulsary in school. as well as having nirvana as our national anthem.

S:nah, you could make tim royal for yourself and il have edward cullen. and funky town shall be our national anthem.

R: NO i am queen and now i think iv changed my mind. not bout the national anthem though, cause im keeping that. im going to make josh and tim royal. double the fun. though il have josh more though:)YUMYUMYUMYUM

S:ew. and actually i was thinking more about the time i convinced you that funky town was a real place and had funky town as their national anthem,

R:i hate you.

**BELL**

hope you enjoyed our pathetic attempts at amusment:)

cheerio

raynnnne

xxxx

2 comments:

the thing that should not be said...

LOL i havnt laughed so hard in ages :)
who is tim??? no way in hell he's getting apiece of u while im around...... grrr i am ferocious.

and who is this devilishly handsome josh fellow you keep talking about???:P

our national anthem sucks. literally 3 of the 5 verses are about how awsome brittain is, and how we keep a british soul :S it sucks balls.

maximum the hormone would be better then nirvana for our national anthem though. mainly cause their japanese and they scream way to fast for even japanese people to follow :)

horay i actually posted a comment before bilby! wow i feel special...

love you xoxox

Bilby P. Dalgyte said...

Congratulations TTTSNB you beat me. I don't really care so enjoy your shallow victory :P

lol will you take me to, funky town? :P Maximum The Hormone would be a stupid band to have as a national anthem but it would be funny to see a bunch of school kids try and sing along to Zetsuo Billy :P Woo for Nirvana!

Have fun being queen :)