Saturday, August 15, 2009

fuck off twilight:)

sooo...wolf slept over last night...she is beside me now...we thought we would share our experience....have fun...


*wolf arives at door*
*Rayne opens door*


*Jackson(her dog) goes crazy...*

Wolf-"remeber when my sister tongue kissed jackson?"

Rayne-"yeah, she has gone further with my dog than her boyfriend"

*go to Raynes room and talk on her bed whiolst texting tttsnb*

Rayne-"lets go to the deli and get stuff to eat"

Wolf-"LETS MAKE RAYNEDROP MOCKTAILS!!!!!"

Rayne-"er...MOCKtails?"

Wolf-"fine have it your way"

Rayne-"thats what she said!"

Both-"tehehehehehehhe"

*go to deli and buy chocolate chips, 2L of lemonade and assorted sweets*
*walk out the deli and two guys walk by*
Rayne- "put your tongue back in!"

Wolf-"i was looking at his shoes!"
*rayne conspicusly dives round the corner to look at boys shoes....realising after that the boys are looking at her*
*Both spend 5 minutes laughing over the shoes*
*walk back to raynes to find her parents going ti the spa. her mum walks by in a swimsuit. we both blanch.*

R- may aswell make the drinks.
W- yer

RAYNEDROP MOCK\COCKTAILS

apple juice
absulut raspberri vodka
apple and grapefruit mineral water
lemonade
ribena
gummi sweets

Mix all in a large pitcher and drinkkk icyyy cold :D


*get changed into bikinis whilst drink is chilling in the fridge*
*parents leave spa*
*both get in*

R- i just got frostbite
w- ...i've never had that before.

*rayne stares at her*
w-have you?
R- do i have all my limbs wolf?
w-err yeh?
R-there is your answer.....


*proceed to drink raynedrop MOCK\COCKtails.*
*3 glasses later*

W- i have never been drunk before
R-you just feel happy and laid back
W-unless im an angry drunk
*rayne backs away*
W-SHUT UP!
R- chill, lets all share and feel the love here
W-what were you, born in the freaking 70's?
R-nooo, i was born the same year as you silly!

*drunken rambelings*
w-remember when i stole your bikini shirt and threw it on the wall where you couldnt reach it and you had to jump for it armed with a broom handle?
R-yeh and then that guy walked by...and i was like "SHIT" and ran off.

*start feeling floppy and limp*
R-how long have we been here for?
W-idk.
R- finish your glass! im 2 drinks ahead!
W-i dont want to get hungover...
*rayne gives her a VERY quizacale look.*
W-haha fine
R-PEER PRESSURE!
w- lets hope no one ever offers us drugs.....
R-errr yes....:D

*finds caramel buds in drinks*
W- why is there bread in our drinks?
R-.....oh wait those were the caramel buds we were experimenting with earlier....

*gets out and watch hot fuzz*

Rayne and Wolf
xoxoxo

3 comments:

the thing that should not be said...

did u enjoy hot fuzz??? :P

Wolf cub said...

After reading all of that... That is the only question you come up with?! But yes, it was quite enjoyable.

Rayne said...

haha, yeah hon, of all the things to ask :) but yeahs i really did. i actually prefered it to Shaun of the Dead. :)
xo