should it be legal to behead teachers ?

hiya,
Today was ..crap. Teachers suck, hence the subject name :) I'm so tiered. so i suppose you are wondering what I'm talking about teachers for ?? well "MR ARSE" my history and social studies teacher is a ARSE hence to code name :) okay so me and Bella had a history assignment due yesterday on "gladiators in ancient Rome ". but Bella was ill for like the whole week last week and we only had a week and a day to do it in. we only had 2 periods to do it in.and i was ill yesterday, so we went to see him this morning to see if he could give us more time because we only had time to do a speech exc . and he flat out said "NO". grrrr he's a arse. Okay now we are done with MR ARSE and we are onto MRS ARSE (who FYI isn't married or related to MR ARSE, they are just both ARSES). MRS ARSE sucks to be honest. she told me i was a disappointment to my teachers and the school, just because i texted a friend yesterday when i was off school and his phone went off in class. Here's a rough outline of the convo we had when she dragged (not litraly) me out of french, much to my disappointment of missing a moment of this enthusiastic class**sarcasm used **.
MRS ARSE: where were you yesterday ??
**i was like what the heck?? why do you want to know your sikopath**
MOI: i was at home, in bed ill.
MRS ARSE: did you text someone, such as ****** ********
MOI : **ohhhh S*&t !!** umm yea, but i didnt know he his phone in his pocket......*starts backing away from the pedo getting closer to her by the minute*
MRS ARSE: you are a disappointment **by this time i had drowned out :P**.....blah blah blah
MOI: sorry..**proceeds to cry in the English block toilets**
do you guys get why i hate her sooo much ??
which leaves me wondering should it be legal for teachers to be beheaded ??
anyway the rest of the day went pretty fast. i caught the bus home and this RLLY hot guy was talking to me :PCame home, went on computer, watched 'gilmore girls' , READ (Alot haha ) have i mentioned i read ALOT ??? ahh well im tiered as i have already mentioned. parents and sister are yelling. urgg mums ranting to dad about her now haha. im going to bed soon (actualy going to read :P)
hope i havent bored you few followers to death :) also i detest people who judge others.**hint hint bilby :)**
cheerio
ohh yes and i also realy reconmend the book "ravens gate" to ppls out there :P